Monday 14 December 2009

So I saw 'Do or Die'

On local station Trans TV. And I'd like to congratulate the genius that picked and aired Do or Die (1991) at the late, late night slot. I mean it. This movie isn't bad, it's stupid. But it's so stupid, it's good.

Kane Kaneshiro (Pat Morita playing the bad guy) has a beef with longhaired buxom secret agent Donna Hamilton (Dona Speir) and longhaired buxom secret agent Nicole Justin (Roberta Vasquez) and so, to satisfy his sense of humour, he's going to kill them in a game where he will deploy six teams of assassins one at a time. Donna and Nicole make a phone call to HQ and their boss assigns Rico Estevez (Erik Estrada of eternal CHiPs fame) to lead a counter-attack team made up of an equal number of hunks and  more longhaired buxom babes. Kane monitors the progress of each of his six teams on a 64 KB computer from his bedroom in the company of an oriental longhaired buxom babe, but Rico and friends manage to thwart each assassination effort in an acting job where the only emotion that permeates through is the hunks' horniness for their longhaired buxom colleagues.

And who can blame them? Longhaired buxomness is after all, like, the highest level of hotness there is.

(Running time: 97 minutes)

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